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A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
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If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles...
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We can be honest without saying what we mean to say, we can talk...
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In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins–not through...
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I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in...