Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #5525
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love...
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #14161
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life...
Quote #14143
It is only a poor sort of happiness that could ever come by caring...
Quote #28837
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
Quote #153
There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...
Quote #6171
Living hell is the best revenge.