Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #27929
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #30219
Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #21684
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that...
Quote #12517
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.