Quote #32748
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...
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The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention.
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #6414
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.
Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #219
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
Quote #14558
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #27441
You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...