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The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
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When you see a person who has been given more than you in money...
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Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
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She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always...
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
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Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...