Quote #18852
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
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When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.
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To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #32774
The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #6497
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #18242
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #2017
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on...