Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #1192
It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a...
Quote #18963
Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
Quote #3973
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Quote #12723
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Quote #18522
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Quote #14639
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #28003
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #393
Having something to say is overrated.