Quote #2932
You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #8280
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
Quote #11460
Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
Quote #6959
Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Quote #26856
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #20405
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.