Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #26129
One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...
Quote #28416
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Quote #29329
We’re all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest...
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #24930
Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current...
Quote #26702
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #21655
An answer is always a form of death.
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #26945
I have lived, tomorrow, I shall sleep in glory.