Quote #29232
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #4364
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #9300
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with...
Quote #23612
To wish to be well is a part of becoming well.
Quote #12525
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking...