Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #17853
Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after...
Quote #13903
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
Quote #1892
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Quote #6650
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even...
Quote #24636
Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big...
Quote #19337
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
Quote #6846
The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects...
Quote #27667
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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