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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...
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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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We must dare to think ‘unthinkable’ thoughts. We must learn to explore all the...
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There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size....
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.