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We was robbed!
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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle,...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...