Quote #14577
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #31499
At the close of life the question will be not how much have you...
Quote #18687
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Quote #31316
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Quote #8341
To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
Quote #18246
Sex is emotion in motion.
Quote #34210
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Quote #3659
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...