Quote #6537
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #33579
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #34091
Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #2049
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #23997
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn’s early light, what so proudly...
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.