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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
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If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.
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Only a fool walks backwards into the future.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #27077
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
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The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit...
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As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
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We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
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Love is faith, and one faith leads to another.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.