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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #19499
Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #23236
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #33940
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #10081
He who is sorrowful can force himself to smile, but he who is glad...
Quote #4962
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:And flights of angels sing thee...
Quote #19725
An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one.
Quote #20062
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...