Quote #13085
Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.
Quote #18873
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #16378
If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when...
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #4067
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never...