Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #32333
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #26735
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm...
Quote #25502
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #28924
Experience is never limited, and it is never complete it is an immense sensibility,...
Quote #12115
True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.