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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like...
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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
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Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
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The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...