Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #17394
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #7431
There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
Quote #2745
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #15758
Pride the first peer and president of hell.
Quote #13241
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...