Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #24629
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #1147
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #9138
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #6495
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #21420
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...