Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #23687
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
Quote #20273
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #17816
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #20933
There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood,...
Quote #33650
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
Quote #1901
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.