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All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
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Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Her eyes are homes of silent prayers.
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There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of...
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Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
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To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.