Quote #16058
If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even...
Quote #16465
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #5217
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Quote #33165
It is the contention of this observer that few homicides due to shooting could...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #5649
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #30875
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Quote #27168
It was all right to talk about it. They made plans. They had a...