Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #9083
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Quote #21213
Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave...
Quote #10266
Their plans were improved with the best advice.
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #1258
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Quote #7011
Liberty is rendered even more precious by the recollection of servitude.
Quote #10468
Knowledge is true opinion.