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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...
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I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land...
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...