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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
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If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.
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Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
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We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are...
Quote #26073
What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.