Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28270 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Andy Gibb Quote #34015 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Woody Allen Quote #18343 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future Quote #5927 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Helen Hayes Quote #24114 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
Alcaeus Quote #24782 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
George Steiner Quote #6799 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and...
Dorothy Parker, suggested for her tombstone Quote #452 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This is on me.
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest Quote #10993 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 1 scene 3 Quote #4865 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!