Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #34120
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #30077
Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you’ve...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #5151
A poet that reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
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If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
Quote #14142
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.