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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to...
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Present your religion to a little child, set him in the midst of those...
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Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
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Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...