Quote #2676
No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the...
Quote #14558
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #33746
Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...
Quote #25124
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
Quote #10434
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the...
Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #28636
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
Quote #1537
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.