Quote #23469
The covetous man is ever in want.
Quote #27690
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Quote #757
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #4323
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #20747
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
Quote #24565
A man’s feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey...
Quote #31856
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #30117
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...