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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in...
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Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
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Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
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Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
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I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.