Quote #10504
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Quote #34481
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
Quote #9677
The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
Quote #8911
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Quote #2254
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #34168
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #7979
What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...