Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #13223
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #954
That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have...
Quote #9498
Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others...
Quote #19555
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #7785
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.