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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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The deepest human defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between...
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #1034
To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night...
Quote #22466
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #2873
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a...
Quote #10381
Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written...
Quote #4177
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...