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Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people...
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Sure there is music even in the beauty, and the silent note which Cupid...
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Fear makes us feel our humanity.
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There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America,...
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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular....
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...