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Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God’s.
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Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
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For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.