Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #15346
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
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If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine...
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #23633
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
Quote #14271
Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people.