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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things...
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What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us what we have done...
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...
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I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human...
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The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history,...
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Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...