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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #20978
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #17849
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #10280
To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming,...
Quote #16974
A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
Quote #18488
Through struggle to the stars.