Quote #27164
My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #24477
Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as...
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #5442
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #31828
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #6121
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #21683
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...