Quote #27882
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
Quote #10908
Any fool can make a rule,and any fool will mind it.
Quote #17012
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #7257
Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Quote #30897
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #6478
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.