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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered...
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
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Don’t miss out on life just to stay alive.
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
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Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and...
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Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.