Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #32438
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
Quote #15955
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
Quote #18029
The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #29098
Look to this day For it is life, the very life of life. For...
Quote #17982
It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in...