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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of...
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And be on they guard against the good and the just They would fain...
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Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
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I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and...
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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
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I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...