Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #6112
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every...
Quote #20112
Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
Quote #18165
Do as most do, and men will speak well of you.
Quote #18490
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #16758
You see things and you say, ‘Why’ But I dream things that never were...
Quote #14908
No virtue is safe that is not enthusiastic.