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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Like bubbles on the sea of matter borne, They rise, they break, and to...
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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
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Communism is what happens when, in the name of Mind, men free themselves from...
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for...
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In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...