Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #9744
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing.
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #22255
What then is capital punishment but the most premeditated of murders, to which no...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #26039
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of...
Quote #27339
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #4260
The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...
Quote #30126
Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out...